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rosiebird1:

cuteness–overload:

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He’s using all his strength

A good game of string.. I see he’s played before

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samionly:

Netanyahu always says he’s fighting Hamas. I want to tell him that in 1948, when Israel killed my grandfather, Hamas didn’t even exist.

Don’t ignore or skip this post unless you do something. My family and I are suffering from a lot. Imagine going to a place 2 kilometers away to fill water. Imagine going to the doctor and he tells you the medicine is unavailable. The times we’re going through are extremely difficult. I hope everyone will donate or participate. Contribute in any way. Please don’t ignore the war. It’s begun and it’s not over yet.

This is my new campaign. They blocked my old campaign because I’m from Gaza. Please stand by us. Thank you very much.

PLEASE CLICK HERE DONATE

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charmcoin:

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they’re selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem

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microdyke:

patosaurio99:

microdyke:

microdyke:

microdyke:

paws at the dashboard

the princess of darkness would like pickies uppies

AHEM. THE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS DEMANDS PICKIES UPPIES.

Picks you up really gently but then puts you on a really tall shelf you cannot get down from and leaves :3c

e,,eeekk,, wwait ,,ccomebback,, hhold on,,

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evilneo:

assaultmystic:

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

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tpwrtrmnky:

tpwrtrmnky:

tpwrtrmnky:

I fucking love saying “combat wheelchair rules in ttrpgs are fine actually” because inevitably it summons a Type Of Guy who simultaneously wants “gritty and realistic” storytelling, and absolutely refuses the idea that a typical ttrpg adventurer might suffer a leg-paralyzing injury and not have the option to just quit adventuring

“But what about the practical issues-” look I dunno how to break this to you but there are also practical issues with retiring and finding a serious replacement for Targroth Skullmuncher the level 11 barbarian. That guy dislocated a dragon’s jaw from the inside with just his hands. He’s arguably MORE dangerous in the chair.

#also many ttrpgs have magic that could make the chair able to go over rough terrain or hover or something#I have difficulty believing magic could completely heal any disability that requires mobility aids#but I have zero difficulty believing that magical mobility aids would be cool as fuck

The “healing magic would just fix all disabilities” thing also presupposes something directly counter to the text of most ttrpg settings, which is that stuff that can happen to the body is exclusively mundane in nature

Like. A sufficiently bad curse is a disability. Can’t just pop Cure Wounds on those.

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wordfather:

wordfather:

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said ‘Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you’ll have More time to get ready It’s called the Goldblum’s Law and it works just go back to sleep’ and i believed him and i overslept

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

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amygdalae:

amygdalae:

Me: damn this situation I’m in sure isn’t ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ā˜ļøšŸ¤“

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ishowdespair:

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